Uhm - Monday morning puzzle

Aurora Dellanno

Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm
< http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm >

Are "we" getting a bit silly?

ciao!

Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
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cliff boley

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to Michael Ebert)
How about using 'Boss' & 'Worker' that couldn't offend.

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From: Dell'Anno, Aurora Emanuela [mailto:[login to unmask email]
Sent: Monday, December 01, 2003 3:15 AM
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Subject: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm
< http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm >

Are "we" getting a bit silly?

ciao!

Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
Database Analyst
Data Services Group - Bank of America
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ext. 0208 760 6192
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no trees were killed in sending this message. However, a large number of
electrons were seriously inconvenienced :-)



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Michael Ebert

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to Aurora Dellanno)
Ummm... you only just noticed?

Dr. Michael Ebert
DB2 Database Administrator
aMaDEUS Data Processing
Erding / Munich, Germany



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm
< http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3243656.stm >

Are "we" getting a bit silly?

ciao!

Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
Database Analyst
Data Services Group - Bank of America
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John McKown

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to cliff boley)
That needs to be "facilitator" and "empowered employee", please <grin>.
"Boss" has a negative connotation of "bullying" and "enforcer" who grinds
down the "worker" into subservience.


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> How about using 'Boss' & 'Worker' that couldn't offend.
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Aurora Dellanno

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to John McKown)
Actually associate is a little more PC....

ciao!

Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
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-----Original Message-----
From: McKown, John [mailto:[login to unmask email]
Sent: 02 December 2003 17:56
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Subject: Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle


That needs to be "facilitator" and "empowered employee", please <grin>.
"Boss" has a negative connotation of "bullying" and "enforcer" who grinds
down the "worker" into subservience.


--
John McKown
Senior Systems Programmer
UICI Insurance Center
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> How about using 'Boss' & 'Worker' that couldn't offend.
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Tim R - CNF Ohling

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to Aurora Dellanno)
For more information on this subject:

http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2003/12/02/



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From: Dell'Anno, Aurora Emanuela [mailto:[login to unmask email]
Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2003 4:41 AM
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Subject: Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle


Actually associate is a little more PC....

ciao!

Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
Database Analyst
Data Services Group - Bank of America
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* std. disclaimer * MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN AND NOT THOSE OF MY EMPLOYER

no trees were killed in sending this message. However, a large number of
electrons were seriously inconvenienced :-)



-----Original Message-----
From: McKown, John [mailto:[login to unmask email]
Sent: 02 December 2003 17:56
To: [login to unmask email]
Subject: Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle


That needs to be "facilitator" and "empowered employee", please <grin>.
"Boss" has a negative connotation of "bullying" and "enforcer" who grinds
down the "worker" into subservience.


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John McKown
Senior Systems Programmer
UICI Insurance Center
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> How about using 'Boss' & 'Worker' that couldn't offend.
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Chris White

Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
(in response to Tim R - CNF Ohling)
I can't take much more... maybe all sane people should insist the
label "Los Angeles" be struck from the English language due to its
increasingly offensive nature. And we should put "California"
and "Massachusetts" on the watch list.

Chris White

I won’t even list my employer’s name because they would undoubtedly disavow
this message.


===<snip>===>
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 07:58:23 -0800, Ohling, Tim R - CNF <[login to unmask email]>
wrote:

>For more information on this subject:
>
>http://www.ucomics.com/nonsequitur/2003/12/02/
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Dell'Anno, Aurora Emanuela [mailto:[login to unmask email]
>Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2003 4:41 AM
>To: [login to unmask email]
>Subject: Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
>
>
>Actually associate is a little more PC....
>
>ciao!
>
>Aurora Emanuela Dell'Anno
>Database Analyst
>Data Services Group - Bank of America
>tel. 66192
>ext. 0208 760 6192
>[login to unmask email]
>
>* std. disclaimer * MY OPINIONS ARE MY OWN AND NOT THOSE OF MY EMPLOYER
>
>no trees were killed in sending this message. However, a large number of
>electrons were seriously inconvenienced :-)
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: McKown, John [mailto:[login to unmask email]
>Sent: 02 December 2003 17:56
>To: [login to unmask email]
>Subject: Re: Uhm - Monday morning puzzle
>
>
>That needs to be "facilitator" and "empowered employee", please <grin>.
>"Boss" has a negative connotation of "bullying" and "enforcer" who grinds
>down the "worker" into subservience.
>
>
>--
>John McKown
>Senior Systems Programmer
>UICI Insurance Center
>Applications & Solutions Team
>+1.817.255.3225
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>> How about using 'Boss' & 'Worker' that couldn't offend.
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